10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Welcome to kicker school
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts