10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003