10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!