10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Why not, when some because there are three.