10 Random Poker Quotes

If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
I should have stayed home and played with myself.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event