10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus