10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson