10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "No river, no fish."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts