10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "No river, no fish."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson