10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Fold and live to fold again
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.