10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.