10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear