10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.