10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from