10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.