10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.