10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is for loners.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus