10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is