10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-