10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.