10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.