10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.