10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.