10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.