10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Welcome to kicker school
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.