10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.