10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear