10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."