10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is for loners.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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