10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi