10 Random Poker Quotes

I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
in the poker game of life women are the rake
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
"If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."