10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!