10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.