10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.