10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson