10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die