10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway