10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event