10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword