10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?