10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.