10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.