10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Welcome to kicker school
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com