10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"