10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.