10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.