10 Random Poker Quotes

After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.