10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'