10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it