10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.